My list.

You know. That one.

What’s more fun, thinking about celebrities you want to have sex with, or coming up with baby names? Since I’ll be 40 this year, too old for a baby (but totally the right age to be naked with a handsome, rich, famous, person). I’ve been spending less time day dreaming of Abigail Rose and more time fine tuning the list of strangers I am allowed to have romantic relations with.